Feb 5, 2010

I am throwing out THIS shirt!

The worst thing happened to me earlier. A random stranger actually asked how far along I was. I could feel the sting to my heart while trying to maintain a smiling facade and I replied that I certainly wasn't pregnant. Then as to add oil to the flames, he proceeded by asking me if I was absolutely sure.

GRAARGH! @#$%^&*!!??!!! I was swearing worse than a South Park episode on the inside while trying suck in my stomach with all my might and muscle while stating loud and clear that I was VERY sure that I was NOT pregnant!

When I later had a chance to catch my reflection in a mirror I could see that the shirt just wasn't right for me. The cut on it made me look a lot bigger than I was but it still didn't justify the fact that a random stranger would think that I was pregnant.

Yes, I admit that the shirt was old but I didn't exactly feel like changing into something less comfy just to go to the supermarket to pick up milk. I guess that I'll have to take it like it it from now on. Get changed before grocery shopping or take the consequences.

Or... I could just get off my lazy bum, put on the frumpy shirt and exercise some more to prevent situations like these happening in the future.

8 comments:

alien man?! said...

WTFFFFFF He asked if you were sure?! Where is he?! LEMME AT HIM. I weel CUT him!

Was it one of those empire waist shirts? Those make me look preggers and fatter than ever.

Burnette said...

the NERVE of that guy!!! i can't believe he was so persistent about it too?!

i have one of those empire waist shirts too, and i will have to say, it makes me look like i'm due too. however, it's sooo comfy to wear.

don't worry, girl, i've seen your pics and you do NOT look preggers.

izumi said...

wow, then he asked you if you were sure?

what an ass.

some shirts just suck. but hey, exercise for yourself, not for assholes like him!

Ethereal Prey said...

WTF?! Did he really have the nerve to do that?! Seriously?! I hope you kicked him a new one! We're throwing shoes and rocks at him for being so rude!

Hellz no, that is just rude! GRRR!!!!

Anonymous said...

How insulting that he asked if you were sure!! Some people are just down right rude and tactless...but trust me almost everything I wear makes me look pregnant nowadays so you aren't alone! But I am positive you didn't look preggers :)

Me said...

You shoulda told him to SHUT THE F*CK up. What an idiot! Wow, some ppl honestly have the gall to say such stupid sh1t. I'm sorry *hugs* Don't let this bring you down. I kinda have the reverse situation as you. Some guys at my work are trying to spread this rumor that I'm bulimic. Wth, I know right? They think it's funny but honestly, it hurts because to me...there ARE some ppl out there who seriously are suffering from that disorder.

As long as you feel good in your own skin and maintain a healthy lifestyle, THROW A MIDDLE finger up to all those mofo's who obviously are impolite douchebags. =)

sugabum said...

Wow, girly...you should have punched him in the face and then asked him if it hurt...then ask him if he's sure. People can be so rude. Sorry that happened to you!!

Nunu said...

Ok, I can MAYBE forgive the "are you" part, but the "are you sure??!!" OMFG I WOULD KIIIILLLL HIM!!!
I'd have replied something like, 'As far along as you are"
Grrr!!!
You DO NOT look prego!!