The worst thing happened to me earlier. A random stranger actually asked how far along I was. I could feel the sting to my heart while trying to maintain a smiling facade and I replied that I certainly wasn't pregnant. Then as to add oil to the flames, he proceeded by asking me if I was absolutely sure.
GRAARGH! @#$%^&*!!??!!! I was swearing worse than a South Park episode on the inside while trying suck in my stomach with all my might and muscle while stating loud and clear that I was VERY sure that I was NOT pregnant!
When I later had a chance to catch my reflection in a mirror I could see that the shirt just wasn't right for me. The cut on it made me look a lot bigger than I was but it still didn't justify the fact that a random stranger would think that I was pregnant.
Yes, I admit that the shirt was old but I didn't exactly feel like changing into something less comfy just to go to the supermarket to pick up milk. I guess that I'll have to take it like it it from now on. Get changed before grocery shopping or take the consequences.
Or... I could just get off my lazy bum, put on the frumpy shirt and exercise some more to prevent situations like these happening in the future.
